First of all, I’d like to apologize if I haven’t been the very best version of myself lately. Today’s chosen topic, the coronavirus pandemic, and the restrictions that come with it are mentally exhausting. With more of them being added this past week and no foreseeable light at the end of the tunnel, it’s quite a stressful time. The fact that I’ve had a lot of other things on my mind hasn’t helped, either. I feel like those of you who have gotten to see or talk to me lately have not seen the true Mike, which I feel very badly about. I haven’t been as chipper or as patient as usual and the things I’ve said to people have not been as well thought out as they should. But as many good people have told me, the restrictions and having to be stuck at home more than we might like also allow us more time for self-care and self-improvement, so that’s going to be a point of emphasis for me over these next few weeks. Time to leave the past in the past and hope for a better future.
Now, on with the survey…I mean, with the blog.
This past week saw the one-year anniversary of the first coronavirus cases in the Czech Republic. On March 1, 2020, three confirmed cases were found. Little did we know at that point that our lives were about to be turned upside down.
Even after the first three confirmed cases, life carried on as normal. But it didn’t take long for me to realize that things were about to change in a big way. Just two days later, on March 3, I received an email informing me that one of my clients, a hotel, was immediately terminating its lessons due to the threat of coronavirus. This was when you could still count the number of cases on one hand.
In the days that followed, a plethora of similar emails greeted my inbox. And more cases came. By the middle of the month, life as we knew it was over, and it wasn’t going to come back for a while.
On March 16, the Czech Republic was placed into mandatory quarantine. The borders (and mostly everything else) closed. Face masks became compulsory in public. The country’s 11 million residents were not allowed to go out for non-essential reasons.
I remember that month extremely well. Constantly emailing back-and-forth with my schools to see which lessons would be able to move online. Sending out applications to online teaching platforms like missiles. Buying toilet paper and face masks in bulk.
My income was cut in half. Several friends made the decision to leave the country and I couldn’t see the ones who were still here. No possibility of traveling and seeing the rest of Europe, which was one of the main reasons I came over here. My hair grew longer and longer and my clothes grew rattier and rattier. Overall, it was a real pain in the ass, but I understood and respected the measures.
In April, the situation improved and the government created a four-step plan to gradually ease restrictions. The borders reopened. By May, the state of emergency ended and life was more or less back to normal, although caution was still urged. Throughout the end of spring and first part of summer, we typically saw fewer than 100 new cases per day. It’s depressing to think that we are now able to throw a couple of zeros onto that figure. More on that later.
The Czech Republic was lauded as a success story around the world. I felt safe and proud to live here. Then, June 30 happened.

A 500-meter-long dinner table was placed on Charles Bridge as thousands of people gathered for a special pot luck to celebrate the end of COVID restrictions and the country’s victory over the virus.
In my opinion, this was the turning point…not to mention the epitome of complacency.
We hadn’t won anything yet, and that would be a message that the weeks and months that were ahead would send loudly and clearly.
In July and August, the numbers gradually got worse again, but the government didn’t act until it was too late. By the beginning of September, we began to see numbers that we had never seen before.
The second wave was here. And compared to what this one had in store, the first wave was like the Teletubbies.
I remember being at summer camp during the last days of August, when things were really beginning to accelerate. The reopening of schools was imminent, but several leaders at camp believed that schools wouldn’t even make it a month until they had to be closed again.
And they were right.
In early-October, the state of emergency and many of the restrictions returned. The Czech Republic quickly became the most affected country in Europe, as daily case numbers went from 3,000 to 5,000 to 10,000 in an eyelash. Come the end of October, we were back in lockdown and a night curfew was imposed.
Remind me again why the dinner was a good idea?
We went from one of the best to one of the worst. We were the Tampa Bay Lightning and became the Buffalo Sabres just like that.
The main reason why this happened was due to an inept and ineffective government. In late-September, Health Minister Adam Vojtech resigned. He was replaced by epidemiologist Roman Prymula. Mr. Prymula is kind of like me: book smart but not street smart. He has a brilliant mind and I really don’t think we would’ve gotten into quite as much of a mess had he stayed on.
But notice how I used “stayed on” in the past tense. As I said, his street smarts are not there. Just five weeks into his tenure, he was caught having dinner at a restaurant in Prague, actually not too far from where I live. This was at a time when the restaurants were closed or could only operate on a take-away basis. Yes, you read that right. He couldn’t even follow his own restrictions. He resigned a few days later.
I really think this was another turning point for the situation here. Once many people saw that, they said, “well, if he doesn’t have to follow the rules, then why should I?”
Prymula was replaced by Jan Blatny, the architect of the infamous PES system. “Pes” is Czech for “dog.” Why dogs had to become involved with this, I don’t know. The system had five alert levels based on the numbers in the country. Each alert level corresponded with a various set of restrictions. Basically, the government stood by it for a month or two and then effectively threw it out.
When Blatny first took over, the statistics ticked down for a bit. In December, the numbers got to the point in which a number of shops were allowed to reopen and the night curfew was lifted.

However, this lasted all of two weeks before the cases skyrocketed again. The government let people enjoy Christmas and New Year’s, but then, it was back inside again.
The record case numbers returned in January. Hospitalizations grew to be a grave concern as most facilities did not have enough beds left. It was clear that Blatny, a terrible communicator, and the rest of the government had no answer. He’s clearly in over his head and there have been calls to remove him. Meanwhile, his boss, Prime Minister Andrej Babis, was already unpopular even before coronavirus, and I believe the reason why we’ve never had a stricter lockdown (i.e. like Israel or France) is because he is up for re-election later this year and doesn’t want to annoy people to the point he loses too many votes. As I’ve said in this place before, Babis is terrible, and I hope my Czech friends do all of us a favor and vote him out.
Then, you have Deputy Prime Minister Jan Hamacek, who is a bit of a drama queen if you ask me. Hamacek, who is also the interior minister, wanted the entire country to be locked in its houses since the beginning. Last month, he made a remark that there would be coolers full of corpses if a lockdown was not imposed. I get it: the situation is extremely serious. But comments like that scare people and really don’t improve anything, especially morale.
Speaking of morale, it’s not very high right now. And for good reason. We’re still seeing over 10,000 new cases per day on weekdays. About 200 people died each day this week. Hospitalizations are at a record high and more than double the government’s target level. In fact, the situation is so bad in hospitals that we are actually being forced to send some patients to Germany and Poland, who have thankfully agreed to help us out. There are over 160,000 active cases.

As for the restrictions, they are more stringent than ever. It is not possible to leave your district unless it’s for work or health reasons. Trips to Brno or Olomouc or Liberec? Not an option. Most shops are closed except for the essential ones. The majority of schools are shut, too. Respirators, not surgical masks or cloth drapes, are required in shops and on public transport. This is due to the more contagious British mutation, which we’ve been hit particularly hard by.
These are certainly less than ideal, but if they help us get back to normal sooner, so be it. The most disconcerting thing by far is the inexcusably slow speed of vaccinations. As of this writing, fewer than one million people have been vaccinated here. There have been some weekend days when only two or three thousand people have been vaccinated per day. That’s not going to cut it.
The rate is increasing slightly but is still nowhere near good enough. Blatny hopes to be vaccinating 35,000 people a day in the month of March. Guess what? Even at that rate, it would take two years to vaccinate everyone. I don’t know about you, but I know that can’t do this for two years. He said that the goal for April is 100,000 people a day. That’s more like it. We’ll see what happens. A few days ago, it was revealed that the Czech Republic is getting one million vaccine doses in March and two million in April. That’s all fine and good–now, get them in arms ASAP.

The situation is a mess and I can’t believe we got to this point. We’re doing so much worse than the U.S. that it’s not even funny.
So if things are that much better in the U.S., then why I am still here–in literally one of the worst COVID places in the world?
I guess it’s just will power and the fact that I refuse to quit. I signed contracts with language schools until at least June and am a man of my word. I know that there are students counting on me (and financial penalties waiting for me if I break the contract). Plus, COVID or not, an unfinished academic year would not look good on my CV, which I came over here to improve, not compromise. I recently took on new classes and have my income almost back to what it was pre-COVID. I feel like I’m established enough over here to the point where going back to my old life in New York (and trying to get a job there) would be difficult. I’d have to undo all these months of personal growth, move back in with family, and potentially have a less-than-ideal job. Besides, the processes and paperwork to close accounts, de-register myself from the systems, etc. would be quite extensive and the coronavirus closures do not make it easy. On a less important note, the central location of Prague makes it so convenient to travel to the rest of Europe, and I have a huge travel bucket list that I’d still like to embark on.
Oh, by the way, if you think Babis and friends are bad, just do some research on Andrew Cuomo. If you Google him, you’ll find a lot of information on sexual harassment allegations and nursing home deaths. The tyranny of Cuomo (or, potentially, Kathy Hochul) is not what I need in my life right now.
Some people think I’m resilient. Personally, I feel stubborn is the better word for it. But no matter how you slice it, I’m still here. Believe me, there have been many days when I have strongly entertained the idea of jumping on a plane, flying 5,000 miles, and seeing my family again. This isn’t an easy time for anyone and I totally respect anyone who decides to go back to the states. You certainly have a valid reason–COVID has ruined a lot of plans.
One of the reasons I keep going is because there is a little voice in my mind which tells me the situation is going to get better in the next month or two. Hopefully, vaccinations will speed up in the fashion that Blatny says they will, and the new restrictions, as annoying as they are, will better the situation. For what it’s worth, there were some small encouraging signs in this week’s numbers, albeit we still have a long way to go. The government knows that it can’t keep everything closed forever. The economy has already suffered enough damage. Experts have said that the pandemic could end and we could have some semblance of normalcy at least by fall, if not sooner.
That part sounds promising. But if I’ve learned one thing about the coronavirus, it’s never to count it (and its mutations) out. Even in a best-case scenario, I don’t think things will be 110 percent normal again for quite some time. We still have follow the restrictions, whether we like them or not. Just because experts say things MIGHT get better doesn’t mean it’s guaranteed to happen.
But we can hope. And personally, I hope that I’ll be writing a much different post one year from now.
(Note: the top photo is a picture of a desolate Old Town Square last April.)